so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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