You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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