Kiss
Puke
i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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