Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
