I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
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