dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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