If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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