I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
Holy shit dude........stairs
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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