So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
I came so hard my ears popped.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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