so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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