What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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