Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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