But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
I can't turn off my feet"
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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