Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Randomize
