I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
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I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
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