I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
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