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dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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