What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
organizing the empties. That sober.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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