she looked like the before picture.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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