Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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