i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
I'm really busy with my period
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