I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
so the guy behind me in court for my DUI hearing got a DUI on a lawnmower at 1AM...he is my new hero
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
soo... how was my night?
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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