Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
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