If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
Randomize
