that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
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