; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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