Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
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