This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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