hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
accomplished twins. life is a go
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
We are two peas in an std pod
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
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