Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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