Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
Randomize
