Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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