I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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