so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
You dont lie about slip and slides
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
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