Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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