Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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