So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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