Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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