i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
He has the fingertips of a God
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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