honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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