I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
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