u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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