"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
i think i have two assholes
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
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