I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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