So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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