Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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