Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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