She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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