i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
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