she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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