You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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