Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
The following message is brought to you by IMSOFUCKINGSORRY. Dude I'm really sorry I got you arrested last night. You are allowed to choose a repayment plan from the following options: Money, weed, or a single kick to the balls any time within the next calender months. Repayment outside of the aforementioned options can be negotiated and considered within reason.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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