Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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