I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
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