Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
i think i have herpe
just one?
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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