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She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
You tried to tip the Uber driver with a meatball sub. Then, when he refused your meatball sub...you demanded he take you to the corner with the hookers. The valet has your keys and water balloons. I'm glad you're only in Chicago for the weekend.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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