She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
Randomize
