I want to stick my p in your. b.
i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
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