i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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